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Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: SS Celebrity Deadpool 2020
« Last post by Rocket on Today at 05:10:42 PM »
Country music party animal Joe Diffie, a good guy by all accounts, taken down by the 'Rona, 39 points.

https://theboot.com/joe-diffie-dead-coronavirus/
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Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: Corona Virus: it's to die for
« Last post by Dan Rathernot on March 28, 2020, 07:08:48 PM »
The Disney parks are closed until further notice. This has never happened in their 65 years of existing.
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Goon Acres / Re: GBS RSS
« Last post by Dan Rathernot on March 28, 2020, 07:07:38 PM »
How fucking old are these SA morons? After a certain age you should just stop hanging out with kids on the Internet.
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Goon Acres / Re: GBS RSS
« Last post by Ghostse on March 28, 2020, 04:35:00 AM »
The Utter State of SA in 2020

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/crazy-treasure-hunt/

"There's a front page?!" from this new decade. Writer starts out with a normal premise ("crazies trying to dig up buried treasure") and devolves into navel-gazing middle-aged crisis and "this is pretty good, they are mostly normal people!"

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This led me down the path that is oft-trod by writers of comedy and mirth: Painful self-introspection. I realized something was amiss: It really isn't like me to celebrate the pain or mental illness of others. I like to think I'm a decent person: I donate, I volunteer, I wait until my kids have gone to bed to get stumbling drunk, etc.

The comedy front of page comedy website Something Awful dot com ladies and boomers.
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0. Hillary Clinton (Poor Diamond Joe gonna get got 5 months in)
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https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/26/politics/joe-biden-kamala-harris-elizabeth-warren-amy-klobuchar/index.html

CNN's top ten guesses at Biden's bite pillow:

10. Michelle Lujan Grisham (no)
9. Keisha Lance Bottoms (lol)
8. Tammy Baldwin (probably was cute)
7. Stacey Abrams (I thought candidates had to be human)
6. Tammy Duckworth (me no rikey roundeye)
5. Catherine Cortez Masto (like a female Beto)
4. Gretchen Whitmer (milfy,  now go find the bad pictures)
3. Elizabeth Warren (let's face it: she's never going away)
2. Amy Klobuchar (the Rachel Dratch of politics)
1. Kamala Harris (literal prostitute, of course his pick)
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Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: SS Celebrity Deadpool 2020
« Last post by Backpfeifengesicht on March 26, 2020, 03:37:39 PM »
I liked Curly Neal. He got me fired once. It's a long story.

"The damn Generals are supposed to LOSE, ofay! You'll never work for this organization again, you honky mothafucka!"
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Free MPC Knockoff Forum / Re: SS Celebrity Deadpool 2020
« Last post by Rocket on March 26, 2020, 02:56:57 PM »
https://www.tmz.com/2020/03/26/harlem-globetrotters-legend-fred-curly-neal-dead-at-77/

I liked Curly Neal. He got me fired once. It's a long story.
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I'm gonna write in Joe Exotic.

https://youtu.be/JUOZUu0t2CA
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