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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2375 on: April 28, 2020, 08:55:33 PM »
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Are there people who actually think that the female orgasm isn't real?   :jesse:
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2376 on: April 29, 2020, 12:27:35 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2377 on: April 30, 2020, 01:03:24 AM »
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There are 3 reasons why a man might think the female orgasm is fake:
1) they are a virgin who has only watched porn, where of course basically every orgasm ever is fake
2) they are a man who has had sex exclusively with frigid women, typically this would be the scenario where a guy fell in love with his high school sweetheart and it turns out she's a bitch but he stays with her for the typical reasons
3) they are selfish lovers who basically have sex just to nut and don't put any effort in for pleasuring their woman, or just suck at pleasuring a woman. I guess that could be a 4th option but 3 is more aesthetically pleasing.

So yes, there are 100% men who think it is fake. There are probably even women who think it is fake, because they are too prudish to pleasure themselves (or are cursed with the inability to cum from that), and whom have also not met a decent lover.

The first time I saw a legit female orgasm, when I was having sex with a girl (or really I was probably fingering her or something I honestly don't recall), I remember being immensely envious. The all-encompassing sensation she seemed to be having was so much more powerful and intense than my little 2 second burst of pleasure.

It was like if the only car you had ever seen in your entire life was a Honda Civic, and finally you got your own Civic and drive it and you felt like it was just the epitome of speed and glory. And then one day you meet a girl who owns a Corvette, and you go on a spirited drive with her and you can just visually see the massive disparity between the pleasure she gets from her Vette, and you get from your Civic. But for some reason in this universe you aren't allowed to drive anything but a Civic, and only women can drive Corvettes.

Which also brings me to a topic that should have its own dedicated forum entirely, which is that women do not know how to properly enjoy their Corvettes. They bring them out to a windy road every once in awhile, unleash them here and there, and call it a day. Meanwhile, you've been out there with your Civic trying every possible trick to maximize the potential, and all you can get out of it is the mediocrity that a front-wheel-drive rice burner can provide. If men could own Corvettes, productivity in the world would effectively drop to zero.

If you think society is deviant and provocative now, imagine how it would be if men could own Corvettes.
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2378 on: April 30, 2020, 05:14:14 AM »
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It's more fun to drive a slow car fast than a fast car slow.  :smug:

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2379 on: April 30, 2020, 11:17:44 AM »
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There has been some fascinating research done into female vs. male orgasm in recent years.  Brain scans of males show activity in a pretty limited area of the brain during orgasm.  In females though, the entire brain lights up like a Christmas tree.  Scientists theorize that this dates back to the days when we had to be able to drop our boners and pick up a spear at a moment's notice to defend the tribe, whereas the female didn't.  Basically all of the (already limited) parts of the female brain that govern rationality and self restraint get shut off for a few seconds, which explains all of the screaming and moaning and shit. 

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2380 on: April 30, 2020, 12:04:48 PM »
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Basically all of the (already limited) parts of the female brain that govern rationality and self-restraint get shut off for a few seconds, which explains all of the screaming and moaning and shit

no wonder people are confused sounds like normal behavior the way you describe it


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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2381 on: May 07, 2020, 09:08:28 PM »
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The first time I saw a legit female orgasm, when I was having sex with a girl (or really I was probably fingering her or something I honestly don't recall), I remember being immensely envious. The all-encompassing sensation she seemed to be having was so much more powerful and intense than my little 2 second burst of pleasure.

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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2382 on: May 08, 2020, 03:07:05 AM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2383 on: May 08, 2020, 11:58:47 AM »
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Are there people who actually think that the female orgasm isn't real?   :jesse:
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2384 on: May 08, 2020, 04:49:10 PM »
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2385 on: May 10, 2020, 06:51:33 AM »
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Are there people who actually think that the female orgasm isn't real?   :jesse:
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Re: The Beta Male Thread
« Reply #2386 on: May 16, 2020, 05:20:54 AM »
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Are there people who actually think that the female orgasm isn't real?   :jesse:
your wife?
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