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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #725 on: June 09, 2020, 06:30:20 PM »
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #726 on: June 09, 2020, 07:46:07 PM »
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REESE WITHERSPOON SUED FOR COMPANY'S DRESS GIVEAWAY ... AKA Nice Deed for Teachers
6/8/2020 5:22 PM PT

Reese Witherspoon is taking some legal heat for a dress giveaway to teachers during the early days of the pandemic, and the lawsuit reads like the ultimate case of no good deed goes unpunished.

Three women are putting together a class-action lawsuit against Reese and her Draper James clothing company for their highly-publicized offer on Instagram in early April, which stated ... "Dear Teachers: We want to say thank you. During quarantine we see you working harder than every to educate our children. To show our gratitude, Draper James would like to give teachers a free dress."

According to the suit, the offer required participants to provide their personal information to the fashion line -- including contact information and sensitive education employment ID info -- within 3 days, and then all "winners" who accepted the offer would be notified by April 7.

Now, we should say the IG post clearly stated the offer was valid "while supplies last." However, the plaintiffs say the offer didn't make it clear Draper James only had 250 dresses to give away.

So instead, according to the lawsuit, the nearly 1 million teachers who provided their personal info were entered into a lottery with a slim chance of winning ... when they all believed they were getting free dresses.

The women suing point out that the total cost of the 250 dresses to be given away would only come out to an "estimated paltry $12,500 in actual cost" to Reese and her company ... "at a time when other individuals of [Reese] Witherspoon's renown were offering millions of dollars to COVID-19 victims."

Translation: Yes, you were charitable, but we wanted you to be WAY more charitable. Wow.

The lawsuit alleges Reese and her company also benefited from the publicity of the giveaway -- including shout-outs on "Today" and "Good Morning America."

Draper James' attorney Theane Evangelis tells TMZ ... "This lawsuit is an unjust attempt to exploit Draper James' good intentions to honor the teacher community by gifting hundreds of free dresses. The fact that supplies were limited, such that a free dress could not be provided to every teacher who responded, was disclosed and is no basis for a lawsuit."

She continues, "Draper James looks forward to defending this case, to continuing its efforts to acknowledge the extraordinary contributions made by teachers during this time of need, and to being vindicated in court."

The women are suing on behalf of all participants who accepted the Draper James deal ... and are seeking damages.




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https://www.tmz.com/2020/06/08/reese-witherspoon-sued-draper-james-dress-giveaway-teachers
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #727 on: June 10, 2020, 07:50:13 AM »
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REESE WITHERSPOON SUED FOR COMPANY'S DRESS GIVEAWAY ... AKA Nice Deed for Teachers
6/8/2020 5:22 PM PT

...

Now, we should say the IG post clearly stated the offer was valid "while supplies last." However, the plaintiffs say the offer didn't make it clear Draper James only had 250 dresses to give away.


Of course the teachers are barely literate.
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #728 on: June 10, 2020, 11:23:15 AM »
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #729 on: June 10, 2020, 12:18:24 PM »
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Unionized workers demand more gibs, that story in a few, here's Hershel to tell us what kind of shabbat weather we can expect, Hershel?
This you call a stormfront? Oy!
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #730 on: June 11, 2020, 10:17:17 PM »
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https://people.com/style/loreal-drop-new-trans-model-rant-white-people-racism/

L'Oreal hires a tranny model and the same week has to fire it because of white hate statements.




L'Oréal Drops Transgender Model the Same Week She's Announced, After She Says 'All White People' Are Racist
The beauty giant just announced Munroe Bergdorf as its first transgender model earlier this week
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By Kaitlyn Frey September 01, 2017 08:48 AM

Earlier this week, beauty giant L’Oréal Paris made headlines for hiring transgender model Munroe Bergdorf to appear in its YoursTruly True Match ad campaign. And now they’re making headlines several days later for parting ways with the 29-year-old British model after she wrote a lengthy post on Facebook in which she decried the “racial violence of … ALL white people.”

The post has since been taken down, but the model reportedly wrote, “Honestly I don’t have energy to talk about the racial violence of white people any more. Yes ALL white people. Because most of ya’ll don’t even realise or refuse to acknowledge that your existence, privilege and success as a race is built on the backs, blood and death of people of color.”

She continued: “Your entire existence is drenched in racism. From micro-aggression to terrorism, you guys built the blueprint for this s***,” Munroe said in her original Facebook post, which has since been deleted. “Come see me when you realise that racism isn’t learned, it’s inherited and consciously or unconsciously passed down through privilege. Once white people begin to admit that their race is the most violent and oppressive force of nature on Earth… then we can talk.”

It didn’t take long for L’Oréal to quickly point out that her statements were at odds with the message they were trying to communicate, and end its relationship with the model.

“L’Oréal supports diversity and tolerance towards all people irrespective of their race, background, gender and religion. The L’Oréal Paris True Match campaign is a representation of these values and we are proud of the diversity of the Ambassadors who represent this campaign,” the brand said in an official statement to PEOPLE.

“We believe that the recent comments by L’Oréal Paris UK Spokesperson Munroe Bergdorf are at odds with those values, and as such we have taken the decision to end the partnership with her. L’Oréal Paris remains committed to the True Match campaign and breaking down barriers in beauty.”


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L’Oréal champions diversity. Comments by Munroe Bergdorf are at odds with our values and so we have decided to end our partnership with her.


Munroe returned to Facebook to try to clarify that her statements were taken out of context, and in response to the Charlottesville white nationalist rally.

“When I stated that ‘all white people are racist’, I was addressing that fact that western society as a whole, is a SYSTEM rooted in white supremacy – designed to benefit, prioritise and protect white people before anyone of any other race. Unknowingly, white people are SOCIALISED to be racist from birth onwards. It is not something genetic. No one is born racist,” Munroe said.

She continued, calling out L’Oréal for dropping her from its campaign. “If L’Oreal truly wants to offer empowerment to underrepresented women, then they need to acknowledge THE REASON why these women are underrepresented within the industry in the first place. This reason is discrimination – an action which punches down from a place of social privilege. We need to talk about why women of colour were and still are discriminated against within the industry, not just see them as a source of revenue.”
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #731 on: June 12, 2020, 05:58:21 AM »
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Aaaaand they just rehired hxyr.

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #732 on: June 14, 2020, 10:32:00 PM »
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #733 on: June 15, 2020, 03:23:33 AM »
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I guess Spongebob is supposed to be gay now?

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #735 on: June 19, 2020, 10:59:33 AM »
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That was a fucking horrible story aside from the historical information on the people who came to be part of the logos for these iconic products. All the great-grandson is doing in that piece is typical darkie hollering for MO' GIBS MUHFUGGAH. I will say he's on to something, though—propose making corps that used those people in their logos and advertisement responsible for reparations. It's not likely, though, because the reparations your average pavement ape wants really means just taking all our shit away from us.

I was hoping this was going to taper off and fade from view and be forgotten by the end of the summer, but the outrage train shows no signs of stopping.

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #736 on: June 19, 2020, 12:45:38 PM »
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That engine is pushing the caboose of the Trump Train.
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #737 on: June 23, 2020, 01:19:20 PM »
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So the token "black" (meaning almost white) NASCAR driver found a "noose" in his pit at a race. How fucking convenient. Yea, I believe that happened. With all the cameras in the pits and the hundreds of people walking around that totally happened. I find it conspicuous that I have not seen a single picture of this noose.
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #738 on: June 23, 2020, 04:16:30 PM »
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #739 on: June 23, 2020, 05:55:49 PM »
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And still no picture of the "noose."
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #740 on: June 23, 2020, 06:57:02 PM »
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #741 on: June 24, 2020, 10:14:36 AM »
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https://www.1077thebone.com/2020/06/23/david-lee-roth-changes-name-to-el-roth

I thin it has something to do with his name being "Lee." It does not explain.

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #742 on: June 25, 2020, 06:06:13 AM »
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https://www.1077thebone.com/2020/06/23/david-lee-roth-changes-name-to-el-roth

I thin it has something to do with his name being "Lee." It does not explain.


didn't even add an e to the end of roth. A cuck.

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #743 on: June 27, 2020, 10:28:30 AM »
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #744 on: June 27, 2020, 06:42:06 PM »
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https://www.1077thebone.com/2020/06/23/david-lee-roth-changes-name-to-el-roth

I thin it has something to do with his name being "Lee." It does not explain.


Weird. i wonder why he just didn't go back to his original name, "Rothstein"?

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #745 on: June 27, 2020, 11:43:18 PM »
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Everything is going to suck now.

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #746 on: June 29, 2020, 03:05:16 PM »
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CLOWNWORLD





"Why on earth have our profits dropped like a lead weight?"
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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #747 on: June 29, 2020, 05:46:46 PM »
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The Onion has it's work cut out for it now...


  [L.N.E]Giblets [22|Dec 10:40 AM]:   hey mushroom remember that day we were strugging and dog-o was like I'M GONNA PULL THE FUCKIN' PLUG and we both went "do it" and he just kinda limped out that was a good day and I guess what I'm saying is, well, we've not always seen eye to eye but I think our emotional bond is way deeper and stronger than any old nonsense about ideology or my low testosterone or your ridiculous handsomeness and wit and, well, it's long overdue, but David Mushroom Hedgehogstein, will you marry me?

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Re: The Corporate Virtue Signaling Megathread: Cuz Feelz Over Realz
« Reply #748 on: June 30, 2020, 12:59:27 AM »
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The billboard on the right is literally Shanaynay.
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« Reply #749 on: June 30, 2020, 09:25:31 AM »
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